Ah, the sweet triumph of victory.
It’s a beautiful time for democracy, for freedom, and for America. On Tuesday, November 5, the people gave a decisive “hell no” to the Democrats despite their control of the media, the entertainment industry, academia, and major corporations. We came together as a nation to beat back the force of wokeism that was poised to destroy what so many of our ancestors died to build and protect.
Some have referred to these election results as the revenge of the normies – those “garbage” folks who just want to get back to normal American life free from crippling inflation, open borders, and radical left-wing gender theory. Good news everyone – we did it. Donald Trump was elected the 47th president of the United States in a landslide victory.
“Many people have told me that God spared my life for a reason,” president-elect Trump told supporters during his victory speech Tuesday night. “And that reason was to save our country and to restore America to greatness.”
The fight is far from over, but that doesn’t mean we can’t celebrate this enormous win right now.
“Donald Trump is the man built for these times. Built for them. And built damned tough,” Daily Wire Editor Emeritus Ben Shapiro shared on X Tuesday night.
World leaders reacted in a variety of ways to the news.
Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu described Trump’s win as “historic” and called it one of “history’s greatest comebacks” that would provide “a new beginning for America and a powerful recommitment to the great alliance between Israel and America.”
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy said he appreciated Trump’s ‘peace through strength’ approach to governing and claimed he looked forward to “personally congratulating” the new president.
Even more inspiring was the reaction from young patriots across the country, electing to “Fire” Kamala Harris and emulate Trump’s signature dance.
Ready to celebrate? So are we. It’s time to rejoice in the sweetness of success.
First up, delight your senses with the Smells Like Victory – Churchill candle, available with two scent profiles. It’s the perfect candle to keep burning while tuning in to MSNBC and watching the hosts spiral into confusion and despair. And to continue the celebration, save 20% with code VICTORY for a limited time. Burn it long and bright, friend. You’ve earned it.
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