Plane passenger spent 45 minutes eating putrid snack on flight: ‘Should be illegal’

There’s something fishy going on at 30,000 feet.
As if air travel isn’t stressful enough nowadays — owing to the recent increase in mid-flight meltdowns, delayed departures and chaotic crashes — frequent flyers are now forced to contend with the funky foodstuffs of their fellow passengers.
“The lady next to me decided to make tuna salad [while in] mid-air,” Katie Georges, a content creator, cried in the closed captions of TikTok footage featuring the woman’s smelly spread.
Viral visuals of the fragrant, flagrant foul show the unidentified foodie blending the fish with Greek yogurt and relish.
The clip has scared up over 1.2 million views from outraged onlookers online, who’ve deemed the mile-high madness “Instant no-fly list behavior,” and likened the stinky stunt to a “federal offense.”
And, unfortunately for Katie and the other trippers trapped on the sky-train, the tuna lover’s snack wasn’t just a quick bite.
“Took her 45 minutes to eat it all,” a crestfallen Katie captioned the post.
Everybody nose that eating tuna on an airplane is totally funked up.
Still, it’s a in-the-clouds crime that seems to happen all the time.
Ally, a lifestyle influencer, sent shockwaves through social media after sharing a snippet of an unnamed man chowing the canned treat during a recent flight. Irked by the pungent protein, Ally labeled the traveler’s mealtime misdeed a “crime against humanity.”
Zavier Torrence echoed similar sentiments while on a separate trip, during which an inconsiderate jet-setter downed a fusty tuna melt sandwich.
“People who eat on flights need to be incarcerated for 10 days,” Torrence groaned in his vid.
And it seems commenters beneath Katie’s recording concur.
“Tuna should be on the list of things TSA confiscates,” an irate spectator spat.
“I would have started coughing and gagging,” added another.
“The officers would’ve been waiting for me at the gate,” wrote an equally peeved person, suggesting that being assaulted by the rank aroma of tuna would have triggered a violent eruption.
“I love me some tuna salad,” another admitted. “But on a plane? Should be illegal.”