The Germans are involved in another Battle Of The Bulge.
Authorities are attempting to cover up a giant penis that was erected on the rooftop of a school in Berlin.
The doppel-wanger had reportedly been painted atop the Free Waldorf School in the Kreuzberg district back in 2022, Metro reported.
That’s right — at 65 feet long, the titanic tallywacker is so big that it’s visible on Google Maps.
Despite its massive size, the not-safe-for-work street art is fairly Spartan, entailing a simple and sketchy white outline — like a chalk drawing of a deceased phallus.
“Perhaps the great talent of the artists lies dormant in other fields,” German outlet Bild snarked while reviewing the dirty graffiti.
Whether this magnum opus was the work of street artists or students (Dong-atello perhaps?) is yet unclear.
However, authorities have attempted to paint over the edges in a half-baked attempt to cut a schlong story short.
Alas, the shape of the sex organ remains very discernable on the roof of the Waldorf School, which specializes in an education system developed in the 1900s by Austrian social reformer Rudolf Steiner.
The school’s website says the institution offers “young people space to develop their creativity, their free thinking and their individual personality,” the Daily Mail reported.
“Kreuzberg is alternative, diverse and always on the move — and so are we as a school community,” they add.
Unfortunately, the world has seemingly devolved into a game of phallic whack-a-mole of late with penile representations cropping up anywhere from fields to GPS and even flight paths.
This symbolic sausagefest recently reared its head in Italy, where the appearance of an enormous, veiny penis sculpture outraged the online masses, who labeled it “disgusting” and a “piece of crap.”
